You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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