Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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