I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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