the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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