Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
