just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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