VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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