Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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