i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
