Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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