): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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