You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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