I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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