we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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