A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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