Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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