I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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