did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
