i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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