I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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