For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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