there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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