Its about making memories worth repressing
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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