you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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