HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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