She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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