Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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