is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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