Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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