Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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