Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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