Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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