She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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