I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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