don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
the liver wants what the liver wants
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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