I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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