i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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