Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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