he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Found the puke drawer
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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