Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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