Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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