No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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