She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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