I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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