So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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