Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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