Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
