I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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