i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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