My girlfriend figured out who you are.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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