i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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