did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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