Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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