Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
So squirting runs in the family.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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