I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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